Captain Beany has received an urgent distress call from Planet Earth.....and it's smelly dangerous!! Apparently, you as human 'beans' have a flatulent problem caused by your large corpious amounts of baked bean consumption!

Fortunately, Captain Beany has devised the worlds first and trademarked flatulent odour removal system named - FARTA TRAPPA!

Now see for yourself how your planets future looks more now decidedly bright .... and now less methane free! Phew!

PICTURED LEFT - Captain Beany from Planet Beanus displaying his one and only flatulent odour removal system -


Not on sale at any major superstores on Planet Earth ... yet!!!
'FARTA TRAPPA' is a registered trademark & patent