Captain Beany has received an urgent distress call from Planet Earth.....and it's smelly dangerous!! Apparently, you as human 'beans' have a flatulent problem caused by your large corpious amounts of baked bean consumption!
Fortunately, Captain Beany has devised the worlds first and trademarked flatulent odour removal system named - FARTA TRAPPA!
Now see for yourself how your planets future looks more now decidedly bright .... and now less methane free! Phew!
PICTURED LEFT - Captain Beany from Planet Beanus displaying his one and only flatulent odour removal system -
FARTA TRAPPA!
Not on sale at any major superstores on Planet Earth ... yet!!!
FARTA TRAPPA!
Not on sale at any major superstores on Planet Earth ... yet!!!
'FARTA TRAPPA' is a registered trademark & patent
